"Speak common tongue, please." Gandalf groaned as he let his hands fall to his sides and began pacing around once again. "I understand where you are NOT from, but what will help me to guide you all is to tell me where you ARE from, and how you actually came! Now. This Airport. What cliff was it in? Are you suggesting you came by Eagle?"
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"I AM speaking your blasted tongue!" Martini snapped. "Geez it's weird enoguh speaking a language I don't even know without some geezer tellin' me I ain't!" Well that was sure to earn a few glares. Shhh!! He's your ticket out... if he can figure anything out at all. Be nice. So after a few calming breaths, she tried again. "No. An airport is a biiiiiig flat place where planes land and take off."
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"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort."
Dune scowled, feeling very unthreatening with his small Hobbit stature. "Shut up Martini. This is one of the most famous people in all of Middle-Earth! He could turn you into a toad if he wanted to... not that that would be much of an improvement." He muttered the last part just loud enough for all to hear.
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"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort."
Crystal had to hide a smile at Dune's remark. Watching Martini turn into a toad would almost be as funny as seeing her as an elf. Scott thought it would be funnier to see Whitney turn into a toad, but oh well.
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Whitney burst into tears. "They're not mutant rats!" she bawled, stomping her left foot irratically. "Not rats!! Sweet little babies! Oh, tell that annoying creep! Someone tell her! Oooh, you get stuck in a strange country with pointy-eared things and strange, very out-of-fashion old people with staffs, and everyone changes, and see if you just get upset! They are not rats!" Her screeches got louder as she talked.
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A waltz when she walks in the room
She pulls back the hair from her face
She turns to the window to sway in the moonlight
Even her shadow has grace
So she dances In and out of the crowd like a glance
This romance is
From afar calling me silently
"Whitney. Calm down." Aidan said quietly. "We're not in a strange country. We're in Middle-Earth. They're not 'pointy-eared things' they're elves, and he's..." *nods to Gandalf* "...one of the Istari wizards. So I suggest that you calm down and relax...and please keep control of your dogs."
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One of us is big and brave/And one of us is tenderhearted/One of us is tempting fate/And the last but not least of us/Has faith enough for each of us
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Madeline started to softly hum a song that some natives had taught her in one of the previous missionary trips she had been on with her parents. She seemed content, forgetting that she had no clue where she was in this mess of a world. All she knew was she had someone strong to protect her and she was beginning to feel safe with these new people, they seemed as lost as she was, but they also seemed to know where they were going. "Do you have any brothers?" she looked up at Gary as they walked. "Where are we going?" she continued to hum, asking every question that came to her mind. She was very naive for a 12 year old, having lived such a sheltered life without TV and modern necessaties.
"If your bro's in Rivendell, then yeah." Gary answered wearily. "But if not, then no, we aren't exactly goin' to see him." He had enjoyed the few moments of silence, but then the questions began anew. He was not really annoyed or anything; he just wasn't used to having anyone so young pal around with him. "I got one. My big bro's a lawyer. Go fig-- Rivendell. Big place out in the middle of these here woods. I bet you'll like it when we get there." he answered, trying to reassure Madeline.
"If you do not all behave like civilized men and elves IMMEDIATELY," Gandalf threatened, beginning to lose patience. "I will go and find something more productive to do with my time and energy! Right now, I have succeeded only in developing a strong urge to pop a few of you over the head with my staff!" he picked his staff up from the wall and glared at Whitney and Martini. "I generally try to help those who require my aid. But you queer women are wearing my patience thinner than one of the whiskers in my beard!"
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Aidan also glared at Whitney and Martini. She turned back to Gandalf and said, "I'm sorry for their actions sir. I can't speak for the others, but I, for one, would like to know what happened, and what we can do, if anything."
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Scott and Crystal joined Aidan in glaring daggers at Whitney and Martini. Did those two EVER shut up? "Crystal and I would like to hear what happened, too," Scott said. "Don't know about those two--" he guestured towards Whitney and Martini.
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