Portal

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Whitney glared. "Well, I'm sorry to have offended your obviously loving family." she said sarcastically. "If we ever get out of this terrible forest, I shall compliment them on the art of picking out the most horrid shirt in the known world." She looked again at the trees around her. "Very nice to meet you, Mr. Gary Rocko-whatever. I prefer Wrench-Carrier; it's easier to say. I am moslt definetely not a celebrity, but I wish I were. I am Whitney Hagderbergen, daughter of Julio Hadgerbergen, CEO of The Hag Toy Company. Get it? Hagderbergen, Hag Toys?" She said the last part importantly, and then burst into tears.

"I'm so lost!" she wailed, stomping her foot. "My shoes are genuine Prada and cost me a lot of money and they shall be ruined before long and I want to get out of this icky forest! It is so not cool! Not cool, did you hear me?! NOT COOL!" She wailed even louder.

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A waltz when she walks in the room
She pulls back the hair from her face
She turns to the window to sway in the moonlight
Even her shadow has grace

So she dances
In and out of the crowd like a glance
This romance is
From afar calling me silently

Strange. Gary had seen "retro" late 80's-early90's video game shirts become quite popular on his few and far between visits to the malls. Perhaps it was only in NYC? This girl was too snobbish for his tastes, and pretty rude, but he had a soft spot for crying women... even if they were just little rich brats. "Alright, alright now, don't cry, come on." he urged nervously as he glanced around. "I don't know the way out either, but if we run into any kind of animals, you'll probably be glad to have a "wrench carrier" around. And don't worry, I won't leave you out here to die... no matter how rude a little snot you are." he grumbled the last part under his breath as he glanced away.

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They have no roses.
Subconsciously they envy us a lot.
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When they see us holding hands, they wish that they were geeks in love.
And when they hear our favorite bands, they wish that they were geeks in love.
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`Geeks in Love, by Lemon Demon

"Animals?" Whitney shrieked. "Oh my goodness, I had completely forgotten about them!" She glanced around, as if suspecting a ravenous wolf to jump from the trees. "Do you have any idea where we are at? Maybe the wind storm blew us to Canada. I've heard that Canada has a lot of trees. Or maybe," she smiled, "Somehow my desire to go to South Africa has actually transported me there!" She looked at the forest with sudden delight. At any rate, at least I'm away from Dad!

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A waltz when she walks in the room
She pulls back the hair from her face
She turns to the window to sway in the moonlight
Even her shadow has grace

So she dances
In and out of the crowd like a glance
This romance is
From afar calling me silently

"South Africa?!" Gary shouted incredulously. "No way in heck a wind is gonna blow us to South Africa! Come on, its simple! Lets just pick a direction and walk in it until we get out! We aren't alone out here either. Unless you was changin' your voice between shouts, there're other people out here! We gotta find them too!"

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They have no roses.
Subconsciously they envy us a lot.
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They look down their noses and see a couple of dorks with more love than they have got.
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When they see us holding hands, they wish that they were geeks in love.
And when they hear our favorite bands, they wish that they were geeks in love.
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And while we make each other smile
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`Geeks in Love, by Lemon Demon

"Walk?" Whitney repeated disdainfully. "How am I supposed to walk through this muddy, dirty forest?" She sighed. "Oh well, I shall live. Perhaps we may find someone who can get us out of this place." Her momentary cheerfulness was gone, with her hopes of being in South Africa dashed. She walked away, through the trees, daintily, avoiding patches of mud. "HELLO?! IS ANYONE OUT THERE?"

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A waltz when she walks in the room
She pulls back the hair from her face
She turns to the window to sway in the moonlight
Even her shadow has grace

So she dances
In and out of the crowd like a glance
This romance is
From afar calling me silently

Kim's head snapped up when she heard other people shouting. Oh good, I'm not completely insane yet; I can still hear a few of the people. And that meant that they could probably hear her! "Help me; I'm hallucinating! All I can see is trees." Confident that someone would hear her, and call an ambulance, Kim began to follow the sound of voices, trying to find someone she could see.

"You're fine! Come on over here!" Gary shouted in the direction of the voice as he began walking towards it. "I think we all might REALLY be out in a forest! Don't ask me how, though!" This was certainly not a good day. He was a plumber, and had been since he was old enough to work. He was used to a nice schedule, in the same city, in nice, busy, congested New York. He was used to run ins with rich prisses like Whitney, but he still didn't like them. Hopefully this next person would be more... normal...

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They have no roses.
Subconsciously they envy us a lot.
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They look down their noses and see a couple of dorks with more love than they have got.
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When they see us holding hands, they wish that they were geeks in love.
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And while we make each other smile
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`Geeks in Love, by Lemon Demon

((Can I join?))

((I thought they were all dumped in the same area Well, please don't ignore Martini, the Green-Haired Freak))

Either he had hit his head hard, or added to this illusion of trees, he could also hear voices! Dune shook his head, but they were still there. "H-Hello?" He called out nervously.

He liked the outdoors and camping and things, honestly he did, but only when he knew the spot he was camping in! Dune shuddered and tried again. "Helloooooooooo???"

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"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort."

"Come ON, Scott! We're gonna be late!"
"I'm coming, I'm coming!"
A girl stood near the door to the airport, tapping her foot impatiently. "I KNOW you're coming, now HURRY!"
When Scott reached the girl, he handed her some of the luggage. "If you're in such a hurry, Crystal, then YOU carry some of our junk."
"Fine! As long as we don't miss our flight!" Crystal took one of the two suitcases and slung her backpack onto her shoulder. They went inside, almost running, going through the luggage check as quick as they could. They ran through the gate to their plane...and found themselves in a forest.
"What the....?"
All around them was forest. Scott and Crystal exchanged glances. All they had was their backpacks; their suitcases were already on the plane. At least, they HAD been, before they landed here, wherever 'here' was. It was Scott who spoke first.
"Well, it looks like we're not gonna see Mom and Dad over spring break."
"Obviously." Somebody yelled, and Crystal turned. "There's someone out there!"
"Then let's go!"
"But--Scott! They could be...I don't know...axe murderers or something!"
Scott had already started off in the direction of the screaming, but stopped, turned around to face Crystal, and said, "Seriously, Crystal. When are you going to stop being so paranoid?"
Crystal could only roll her eyes and follow him.

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