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29th July 2002, 04:27 AM
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I forget where I heard this, but it's worth repeating.
What's the best food on earth? Lobster. It crawls on the ocean floor.
What's next best? Shrimp. Swims a little higher. Then fish.
What's next? Meat. Beef, venison, chicken, etc., land-dwelling creatures.
Next best? Fruits and vegetables. Grow just a little above land.
What's the next worst food? Flying creatures. Pigeons. Worse, scavengers that are generally high-fliers.
Next worst? Airplane food. Yech.
Next worst? The stuff they give to astronauts.
Obviously, as you get farther away from the center of the earth, the food gets worse.
It follows that by the time you got to another planet, the food would be SO bad that it couldn't possibly support life.
Case closed.
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29th July 2002, 05:18 AM
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29th July 2002, 06:59 AM
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29th July 2002, 07:10 AM
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That is funny.
(Sarcasm has its strong points)
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30th July 2002, 02:38 AM
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31st July 2002, 10:26 AM
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1st August 2002, 02:48 PM
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There are many atheists who claim to be such because there is "absolutely no proof whatsoever" that supports the existence of God. Yet, many of these same people will tell you that they firmly believe that there is intellegent life elsewhere in the universe, even though there is absolutely no evidence whatsoever that would support such a claim. |
1st August 2002, 03:35 PM
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1st August 2002, 03:39 PM
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1st August 2002, 04:08 PM
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