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19th July 2005, 04:50 PM
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If your parents didn't have any children, the odds are you won't either.
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19th July 2005, 04:52 PM
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The number two rule of evolution is that Darwin was gay. |
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19th July 2005, 05:02 PM
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The number two rule of evolution is that Darwin was gay.
Actually, Darwin was a schizophrenic and evolutionists have kept that bit under their hat for years... |
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Reps: 10,411 (power: 20) | | Originally Posted by Phred If your parents didn't have any children, the odds are you won't either.
No offence, but that has gotta be one of the dumbest things I've heard all day...
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Reps: 10,344,591,639,093,272 (power: 10,344,591,639,105) | | Originally Posted by Phred If your parents didn't have any children, the odds are you won't either.
Reminds me of a question a bio professor once asked the class--
How many of your direct ancestors died in childhood?
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19th July 2005, 05:10 PM
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19th July 2005, 05:11 PM
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Therefore, evolution is wrong. |
19th July 2005, 05:17 PM
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Reps: 6,363 (power: 17) | | Originally Posted by LittleNipper Actually, Darwin was a schizophrenic and evolutionists have kept that bit under their hat for years...
" Darwin was traded to Houston for their 1986 pennant drive and went 5-2. During his four remaining years with the Astros, he continued his schizophrenic career as both reliever and starter." http://www.baseballlibrary.com/baseb...rwin_Danny.stm
Huh. Looks like you're right-- Darwin was schizophrenic. The website said so!
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19th July 2005, 05:57 PM
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Reps: 3,215 (power: 13) | | Originally Posted by LittleNipper Actually, Darwin was a schizophrenic and evolutionists have kept that bit under their hat for years...
Any evidence supporting that?
In any case, so what? Our theories have nothing to do with the personal beliefs and problems of the scientists who wrote them.
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