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1. My grandmother started walking five miles a day
when she was 60.
She's 97 now and we don't know where the heck she is.
2. The only reason I would take up jogging is so that
I could hear heavy breathing again.
3. I joined a health club last year; spent about 400
bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently, you have to
show up.
4. I have to exercise early in the morning ... before
my brain figures out what I'm doing.
5. I don't exercise at all. If God meant us to touch
our toes, he would have put them further up our
bodies.
6. I like long walks, especially when they are taken
by people who annoy me.
7. I have flabby thighs, but fortunately, my stomach
covers them.
8. The advantage of exercising every day is that you
die healthier.
9. If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start
with a small country.
10. I don't jog. It makes the ice jump out of my glass of pop.
actually i dont need an exercise program....I get enuf exercise
jumping to conclusions..
running off at the mouth...
bending the rules...
hatching schemes...
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