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How can anyone beleive we evolved from monkeys heres a few questions for people who beleive that
1.If we did evolve from monkeys then how come babies arent born monkeys
2.Even Darwin said his theories were wrong before he died so why do you still believe them
3.do you really not believe the bible it says we were created in seven days not millions of years
4.how come we cant speak monkey
Just for a fact ape like creatures are monkeys Just in case certain people get on this thread
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How can anyone beleive we evolved from monkeys heres a few questions for people who beleive that
1.If we did evolve from monkeys then how come babies arent born monkeys
Obviously you don't have kids. The resemblence (at least in terms of behavior) is uncanny.
2.Even Darwin said his theories were wrong before he died so why do you still believe them
This is false.
3.do you really not believe the bible it says we were created in seven days not millions of years
Nope. The Genesis story is an allegory for sin.
4.how come we cant speak monkey
How come I can't speak Chinese?
Thank you for reminding me not only why I visit this board, but why I've chosen a career in education.
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Don't talk like one of them. You're not! Even if you'd like to be.
To them, you're just a freak, like me! They need you right now, but when they don't, they'll cast you out, like a leper! You see, their morals, their code, it's a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these... these civilized people, they'll eat each other.
See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve.
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Just reading the title of this thread I knew it would be a juicy one. Then I clicked on it...I was right! I shall answer these questions with a corresponding level of intellect that was used to concoct them.
1.If we did evolve from monkeys then how come babies arent born monkeys
Monkey babies are born monkeys.
2.Even Darwin said his theories were wrong before he died so why do you still believe them
Really? Darwin said, "My theories are wrong." I guess he was wrong then in making that statement, because many of his theories have been proven correct.
3.do you really not believe the bible it says we were created in seven days not millions of years
Yes. I really don't believe in the bible...especially because it said we were created in seven days.
4.how come we cant speak monkey
Because "monkey" is not a language, it is an animal.
Having answered these questions, I somehow feel as though I have been taken for a ride...Hmmm.
"Sir, our radar is picking up a large force of ROFLCOPTER in our area. We request immediate evac!!!!!"
"Roger that".
/me starts playing the theme song to M*A*S*H
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Don't talk like one of them. You're not! Even if you'd like to be.
To them, you're just a freak, like me! They need you right now, but when they don't, they'll cast you out, like a leper! You see, their morals, their code, it's a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these... these civilized people, they'll eat each other.
See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve.
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ROFLCOPTER ROFLROFLROFLRLFROLLFLOLOLLLOLOLOLZ!!!! 
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