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How can anyone beleive we evolved from monkeys heres a few questions for people who beleive that

1.If we did evolve from monkeys then how come babies arent born monkeys

2.Even Darwin said his theories were wrong before he died so why do you still believe them

3.do you really not believe the bible it says we were created in seven days not millions of years

4.how come we cant speak monkey

Just for a fact ape like creatures are monkeys Just in case certain people get on this thread
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Originally Posted by coolstylinstud
How can anyone beleive we evolved from monkeys heres a few questions for people who beleive that

1.If we did evolve from monkeys then how come babies arent born monkeys
Obviously you don't have kids. The resemblence (at least in terms of behavior) is uncanny.

2.Even Darwin said his theories were wrong before he died so why do you still believe them
This is false.

3.do you really not believe the bible it says we were created in seven days not millions of years
Nope. The Genesis story is an allegory for sin.

4.how come we cant speak monkey
How come I can't speak Chinese?

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Originally Posted by coolstylinstud
1.If we did evolve from monkeys then how come babies arent born monkeys
Because we evolved from monkeys.

2.Even Darwin said his theories were wrong before he died so why do you still believe them
Nietzsche also went completely off his rocker before he died.

3.do you really not believe the bible it says we were created in seven days not millions of years
Little icons by people's fictional names on the internet never lie.

4.how come we cant speak monkey

Just for a fact ape like creatures are monkeys Just in case certain people get on this thread
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Just reading the title of this thread I knew it would be a juicy one. Then I clicked on it...I was right! I shall answer these questions with a corresponding level of intellect that was used to concoct them.

1.If we did evolve from monkeys then how come babies arent born monkeys

Monkey babies are born monkeys.

2.Even Darwin said his theories were wrong before he died so why do you still believe them

Really? Darwin said, "My theories are wrong." I guess he was wrong then in making that statement, because many of his theories have been proven correct.

3.do you really not believe the bible it says we were created in seven days not millions of years

Yes. I really don't believe in the bible...especially because it said we were created in seven days.

4.how come we cant speak monkey

Because "monkey" is not a language, it is an animal.

Having answered these questions, I somehow feel as though I have been taken for a ride...Hmmm.
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Originally Posted by coolstylinstud
4.how come we cant speak monkey

oh I can speak fluent monkey,

The question is.....can you understand monkey?


Being 14, should save you from evo ridicule regarding your questions. (I think)
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Originally Posted by coolstylinstud
How can anyone beleive we evolved from monkeys heres a few questions for people who beleive that

1.If we did evolve from monkeys then how come babies arent born monkeys

2.Even Darwin said his theories were wrong before he died so why do you still believe them

3.do you really not believe the bible it says we were created in seven days not millions of years

4.how come we cant speak monkey

Just for a fact ape like creatures are monkeys Just in case certain people get on this thread
Is this a joke?
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Nah. Its one of those people trying to "do a Creationist". I cant believe this is real.
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Originally Posted by coolstylinstud
How can anyone beleive we evolved from monkeys heres a few questions for people who beleive that

1.If we did evolve from monkeys then how come babies arent born monkeys

2.Even Darwin said his theories were wrong before he died so why do you still believe them

3.do you really not believe the bible it says we were created in seven days not millions of years

4.how come we cant speak monkey

Just for a fact ape like creatures are monkeys Just in case certain people get on this thread
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"Sir, our radar is picking up a large force of ROFLCOPTER in our area. We request immediate evac!!!!!"


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