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20th April 2002, 06:56 AM
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| | Join Date: 16th February 2002 Location: El Cajon, California, USA
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Reps: 1,439 (power: 22) | |  "If I Were Elected. . ." game!
This game is simple. Come up with the silliest or most unrealistic campaign promise that you can. The person responding to that post then posts what would actually happen if the promiser were elected. Confusing?
I will start the game with an example.
Promise
"If I were elected, I would not tell a single lie!"
Next poster
"No, she would tell a hundred lies."
See, that's how it goes.
Now you try it. 
If I am elected, I promise to cure the common cold! 
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You wouldn't throw away a gold coin-why then would you throw away a life, which is infinitely more precious than gold?
We as Christians are ambassadors for God, not vigilantes for Him.
I speak the truth and have no regrets.
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20th April 2002, 07:07 AM
|  | a long journey ahead
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"Rich? More like mired in minutiae ..... In this case it was an indolence characterised by a pursuit of knowledge, a frenzied search for answers to everything, no matter the value of such answers. A civilisation can as easily drown in what it knows as in what it doesn't know."
- Deadhouse Gates by Steven Erikson |
20th April 2002, 07:09 AM
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have to add something. Posters: please continue the game. This means please post a promise of your own.
I will begin again.
If I am elected, NOBODY in this city will get a traffic or parking ticket!
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You wouldn't throw away a gold coin-why then would you throw away a life, which is infinitely more precious than gold?
We as Christians are ambassadors for God, not vigilantes for Him.
I speak the truth and have no regrets.
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20th April 2002, 08:30 AM
|  | Jah Jah Warrior
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| | Join Date: 7th March 2002 Location: Memphis, TN
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Reps: 10 (power: 0) | | | YOU LIE!!! EVERYONE WILL GET A TICKET!!!
If I am elected everyday will be a paid holiday!
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20th April 2002, 03:28 PM
|  | Not drinking the kool-aid
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Reps: 2,001,234,393,029,626,112 (power: 2,001,234,393,029,653) | | | No, If you are elected, all the normal holidays will become regular working days!
If I am elected I will personally see to it that you can afford to buy your favorite car.
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"Live like no one else so that later you can live like no one else." ~Dave Ramsey |
20th April 2002, 04:06 PM
|  | Hallelujah Adonai Yeshua!
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Reps: 26,688,655,888 (power: 26,688,670) | | No you wont, you'll make the Early model Ford Pinto the national car!
If I'm elected, every body will have their own personal duck pond named after them.  |
20th April 2002, 06:28 PM
| | Not drinking the kool-aid
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| | Join Date: 4th February 2002 Location: Wauwatosa, WI
Posts: 16,290
Blessings: 51,158,878 My Mood
Reps: 2,001,234,393,029,626,112 (power: 2,001,234,393,029,653) | | | Ooooo! Like everybody wants a duck pond! Don't think so!
But If I am elected I will never do anything stupid.
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"Live like no one else so that later you can live like no one else." ~Dave Ramsey |
20th April 2002, 07:00 PM
| | Hallelujah Adonai Yeshua!
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| | Join Date: 6th April 2002 Location: Central Valley of CA
Posts: 5,485
Blessings: 85,085
Reps: 26,688,655,888 (power: 26,688,670) | | this must be the lucypevensie/coastie game huh?
You ran for office... you've already proven yourself a fibber!
If I get elected I'll eliminate all Chinese Food places that serve stale fortune cookies!  |
20th April 2002, 08:53 PM
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| | Join Date: 16th February 2002 Location: El Cajon, California, USA
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Reps: 1,439 (power: 22) | | Unfortunately, then, there would be absolutely no Chinese food places to eat at!
If I am elected, no one will ever have to mow their lawns again!
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You wouldn't throw away a gold coin-why then would you throw away a life, which is infinitely more precious than gold?
We as Christians are ambassadors for God, not vigilantes for Him.
I speak the truth and have no regrets.
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20th April 2002, 09:04 PM
|  | Veteran
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| | Join Date: 18th January 2002 Location: Snohomish, WA
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Reps: 2,613 (power: 14) | | | Yes cause they'd all have to mow your lawn instead.
If I were elected I'd get Evolution to not be taught in schools. | | |
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