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I stole a bunch of stuff out of my grandparent's attic to buy drugs. I've probably done something more harmful than that but I consider that one pretty low.

I can imagine there are cases in which I would. I think everyone needs to keep that option open if they want to be married. Marriage is about life together and constant compromise; if you aren't willing to push your chips forword then stay outta the game.

Deus Ex was such an awesome game

Depends on what kinda thing you're volunteering for.

There are many studies which show that being attractive has huge benefits in almost every area of life. Hearing someone complain about being soooo beautiful is like hearing someone complain about how hard it is to be wealthy. I mean I have plenty of problems stemming from being perfect in every...

I feel bad for you guys since it must be scary to imagine that Obama is some infinitely powerful tyrant who is one of the four horsemen of the Apocalypse or whatever scary thing you imagine he is rather than the reality of him being a slightly liberal president who hasn't done much of anything...

It's easy to find the location of final assembly but virtually impossible to track the origin of every component and material.

pfffft

My crew, if you will, with whom I will roll

I want my army of husbands

laaaaaaame

yeah ok

Alright guys it's the holidays time to rock-paper-scissors to see who gets to visit my family with me

This one is my starting husband but if I'm having a really good day I'll sub in one of the other ones so they can practice a bit

I will divide my spouses into Varsity and Junior Varsity

I hope to one day marry a corporation as they are already legally people.

If you forbid gay people to marry soon you won't be able to marry anyone and the terrorists will win!!!!

Sometimes when fear and ignorance combine inside an unstable person they create hilarious blog posts. That is the meaning of this.

You should be able to marry as many people as you want but you would have to divide the marriage among them, so with two spouses they would each only be half married to you and so on. This is not a serious post because I don't care about marriage at all.