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You know . . . time has a way of moving quickly and catching you unaware of the passing years. It seems just yesterday that I was young, just married and embarking on my new life with my mate. Yet in a way, it seems like eons ago, and I wonder where all the years went. I know that I lived them...

X I'm sorry nothing on NJ or Philly.. Most of these pics are of DC..............Detroit........NY........ Chicago.

The tower at this time was taken in Chicago IL I have a total of 34 pictures of different city's through out the U.S. and as early as 1906

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid. 4. The cat will...

What do you think Social Security is??? This was established many years ago and is a Socialist benefit we receive when we retire. This benefit has helped millions of people whom worked all their life and have earned it. The government established this for the people. Socialist society in my...

It absolutely amazes me how much disdain and hate for our President is shown on this site, and they call this a Christian forum??? Pathetic to the end-th degree:mad:

Very true the diet is very important. For years I was taking Medformin twice per day to control my diabetics, now I take no medication at all. I watch what I eat and how much, and my sugar is withing range, thank heavens for that!!!!:clap:

If this doesn't make you laugh........... There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband... for example... A wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts...

According to a news report, a certain private Catholic school was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine provided it was of a natural or neutral skin tone, but after they put...

Two little old ladies, Dorice & Jackie were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. The short one, Jackie leaned over and said, 'Life is so boring. We never have any fun any more. For $10.00 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that...

I very quietly confided to my best friend that I was having an affair. She turned to me and asked, 'Are you having it catered'? ========================================================= And that, my friend, is the definition of 'OLD'! Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to...

A husband and wife were shopping in their local supermarket. The husband picked up a case of Budweiser and put it in their cart. "What do you think you're doing?" asked the wife. "They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans" he replied. "Put...

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and He turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you...

The Israelis and Arabs realized that, if they continued fighting, they would someday end up destroying the whole world. So they decided to settle their dispute with an ancient practice: a duel of two, like David and Goliath. This "duel" would be a dog fight. The Arabs found the biggest, meanest...

On the first day, he sadly packed his belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, he had the movers come and collect his things. On the third day, he sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining-room table, by candle-light; he put on some soft background music, and...

A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. 'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la Casa.' 'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.' A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'...

Born 1930 - 1979 >>> >>> You definitely need to read the statement by Jay. Oh so true. >>> Those of You Born >>> 1930 - >>> 1979 >>> At the end of this Email is a quote of the month by Jay Leno.. If >>> you >>> don't read anything else, Please read what...

A hooded armed robber bursts into the Bank of Italy and forces the tellers to load a sack full of cash. On his way out the door with the loot, one brave customer grabs the hood and pulls it off, revealing the robber's face. The robber shoots the guy dead without hesitation! He then looks...

After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her for a while ... Then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K." She asks ... "What does that mean?" He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous...