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I always find it hilarious when Fox News complains about the "Mainstream Media". YOU ARE THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA, FOX.

I think the world has already ended but the Government hushed it up.

Simply put, they won't be. Pakistan is not the most stable of countries, and the last thing you want to happen is to weaken their central government even more. The world simply can't afford a nuclear power to become a failed state. The consequences would be...radioactive.

They're WHAT??? Oh. Oh my lord. We'll always remember you, America. Even when you're gone.

Come on, everyone knows you don't get hyperneutrinos from the Heisenberg compensator in the warp coil array.

Yes, the country with the most soldiers on foreign soil in the world is becoming isolationist.

Rush Limbaugh isn't overweight. He's actually quite skinny for a planet.

Congratulations, Egypt! 17 days of peaceful protest brings down a 30 year regime. *high five*

Not only that, but the mental stress involved actively destroys memory, meaning that you can actually force the torture victim to forget the information you're trying to get from him.

I'm not sure you can call it a trial when being declared Not Guilty means you go to jail for the rest of your life. In other words, if he'd actually been declared not guilty, they'd have simply locked him up anyway.

TV Shows Republicans (But Not Democrats) Watch Although if you look at the numbers, the difference is only marginal in some cases. It's more interesting to look at the ones where there's a gap.

I was a socialist before it became popular.

I should point out that Obama actually doesn't want homosexuals in the military, and that the actual homosexuals in the US are rather upset that Obama's administration is going to appeal the decision that homosexuals can serve openly in the military.

I guess he sleeps nude?

Truthers are comparable to Holocaust deniers in only one way: both groups are wrong. But that's like saying "Hey, you thought it was Saturday but it's actually Sunday. You know who else mixed up which day of the week it was? HITLER."

Wow, you're sounding rather desperate there, Schroeder.

If you don't feel you can vote for anyone in the elections, don't stay home, vote for a write in candidate. Alternatively, determine who you LEAST want to win, and try to prevent them from winning.

...what exactly do you think occupation means that isn't covered by "obtaining land previously belonging to someone else through war"?

All this talk about shooting people is stupid. All California has to do is not enforce laws against marijuana. Sure, the Feds can come in and arrest anyone they want. If they have the budget for it. Guess what, the FBI does not actually have enough money to take over the full-time policing of...

This is brilliant. There are no unemployed teachers, because as soon as you're unemployed, you're no longer a teacher! KIYX, you're a genius!