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The Legend of Ivan. Disclaimer. I am the author's father. That said, I have read "The Legend of Ivan" twelve times. (over the 3 o4 4 year or so). As you might guess, I really like this book. Why? Number one is its originality. The main character is Sid, the archivist. He goes around...

Lets Everybody Praise the Lord Download sheet music pdf (Piano Setting, Lyrics, Chords) here Dropbox - Let's Everybody Praise the Lord vocal and piano.pdf LET'S EVERYBODY PRAISE THE LORD! 1. Praise the Lord in the sanctuary! Praise the Lord in the heav'ns above! Praise Him for His actions...

Dropbox - Let's Everybody Praise the Lord vocal and piano.pdf Download a FREE piano setting for this song with lyrics and chords There is a link in the description. If you cannot see it, click “SHOW MORE!” This piano setting with lyrics and chords (pdf) can be downloaded for free for...

Afish- Thanks! No rap is not my preferred form. I'm mostly bluegrass, with some country, rock, choral and a little bit of techno I did one of these poems for Elizabeth, Mary and John the Baptist to, in a book called, "ACORNS OF ADVENT Four Poems about People Who Played Important Supporting...

What is a flatulent tire? A tire that's passed all its gas!

This lead sheet with lyrics and oops, forgot the chords/ will correct in a day or two. (pdf) can be downloaded for free for personal use and for use in your Church. There is no charge or licensing requirement for this use. Buskers may also perform this song (for free) live or via online...

Thanks afish... Here they are. (I find everything from the internet is clearer with headphones; you might try that). A LAUDATORY AUDITORY INVENTORY OF MARY By Rob Kemppainen Rhythm pattern- 4 line sections (1 2 3 + 4 | 1 + 2 + 3 + 4) Mary, she’s the one! Let me tell you what she done...

Chorus The lowest form of humor is the pun, but people they still tell 'em by the ton. We shake our heads and moan: we roll our eyes and groan, but we can't wait to hear another one! The lowest form of humor is the pun! Two silk worms were boasting, as silk worms often do, and each of them...

My wife asked me for the chapstick but I accidentally gave her a glue stick. Now she's not speaking to me!

Oops= doesn't go to Youtube, just links up. To get to the free book download pdf Google "A LAUDATORY AUDITORY INVENTORY OF MARY" Select the option on the right! Click "Show More" to download a free book. Free use in your church. The Mary poem is from ACORNS OF ADVENT Four Poems about People...

A song I wrote a few years ago in which we offer ourselves to God. I think I even posted it here some years ago. I have used the whole song as a hymn or used just the chorus as an offering response. Chorus "We give our hearts to you. We give you the words of our hands. We give you our hopes...

"That's Amore" is a song composed by Harry Warren in 1953. Amore means "love" in Italian. It means some other things too, when spelt difterent. When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's amore. When a sentence or two tells you what you should do that's a moré. When an eel bites...

Write haiku? Easy! Count carefully. Stop writing At seventeen syll… I read something like this in a Readers Digest but couldn't find the original, so I made up my own. ;-)

"Cause an appetite aimed at doin’ right Is what makes a child of God." IOW it takes more than 'an appetite aimed at doin right' to make a child of God. It takes the new birth. Other than that I liked it much. Thanks for the nice words. As Mark Twain once said, "I can live for two months on...

Dear AOTT, Thank you for the reply. Let me correct something first. I did not say it is not OK to be yourself. To quote the sermonette, "But it is ok not to be famous, to be nobody, except just ourselves." (Of course, that has to be qualified with the quick generalization, "as long as being...

JOHN THE BAPTIST AT YOUR (ROBERT W.) SERVICE from ACORNS OF ADVENT ©2016 Robert Kemppainen Permission is granted to use this poem and sermonette in your church if it fits with your plans. Copies may be made or projected for people to follow along but please collect them afterwards. RK Oh, he...

JOHN THE BAPTIST AT YOUR (ROBERT W.) SERVICE Oops! Posted in the wrong place! Moving to poetry and prose

Enjoy In Christ, Rob K THE COVER WAS A ROLLIN STONE Matthew 28: 2 A parody of “The Cover of the a Rolling Stone” Verse- 1 It was a huge humdinger, took a truck to bring 'er, and if shoved it barely would go. The thing was a beauty, but the thing was uncouth. At two thousand pounds or so. The...

A song based on an old joke I once heard. Google the words "therobkemppainen" and "the pirate" Hope you enjoy it!

I remember this dog from years ago. What was his name and what cartoon was he in?