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Oh..... the irony they can not get along seeing as they obviously have similar hobbies.
I wish there were a lucky gent. Maybe someday.Not the exact story I had in mind, and I was hoping for a bit more... pizazz and few more details. But now someone's thinking! You silly one.
But careful Leo, soon enough these men folk will be knocking on your door trying to figure out who the lucky gent is.
Lol, no.Wait, really, Sarah? O_O
Glad I could bring light to at least someone. They put the mod hat on though, and although I'm a rebel at heart, don't wanna offend anyoneYou actually made me rethink Christmas and how I look at it.
But I don't find you debating in there.
Glad I could bring light to at least someone. They put the mod hat on though, and although I'm a rebel at heart, don't wanna offend anyone
and here I am breakin' more rules talking offtopic... smh at myself. Where did you go wrong Cody, where did you go wrong?
Think more Duckie from Pretty in Pink. I'm not the heartthrob, I'm the dorky best friend with the worst luck in the world who doesn't get the girl at the end
I wish there were a lucky gent. Maybe someday.
I hope he appreciates how blessed he his to have you.
When that lucky gent will be me, I hope you appreciate how blessed you are to have me.
Joking aside though, I'm actually going to be performing a set next Saturday at the local comedy club. The food is decent enough and the drinks are dirt cheap, so why not come along? I'll slide you in for free, of course
Seriously do I have to do EVERYTHING around here? I shudder to think what you'd all do without me.
Actually I tend to smile and enter a state of contentment when I think of how and what we'd all do without you.
SNAP!
Oh, I know. I'm just a mere spoke on the wheel in the grand scheme of things. I could easily disappear for five years and no one would even notice.
Oh, I know. I'm just a mere spoke on the wheel in the grand scheme of things. I could easily disappear for five years and no one would even notice. The wheel would still keep turning. You just wouldn't get as much armchair philosophy and bad Christmas cracker-esque jokes on the boards.
< 2,000 post club, you see.
How wrong you are, sir. I would miss my same-spelling friend.
We would notice. The lack of sarcasm and snark would probably create a black hole in singles and it would devour us all.
It would be a sad day.
I thought I could detect some sarcasm in TS's comment, but I could be wrong.Yeah, it's about all I'm good for really. You never know though, I might actually use my powers for good one day. But for now, I shall carry on stirring up my dark bubbling broth of twisted and distorted humour, and laugh as I think about kittens in a large pillow case drifting down an abandoned canal.
I thought I could detect some sarcasm in TS's comment, but I could be wrong.
Yeah, it's about all I'm good for really. You never know though, I might actually use my powers for good one day. But for now, I shall carry on stirring up my dark bubbling broth of twisted and distorted humour, and laugh as I think about kittens in a large pillow case drifting down an abandoned canal.
There was, she's just as sarcastic as I am.
And next to sarcasm, self deprecating humour follows. I mock no one more than I mock myself.