Love the flogging quote, but I a semi brain dead these days and can not remember where I heard it. Sounds incredibly Monty Python-esque"I love you" --- Canadian
Show off...Cantonese: ngo oh lei (sorry if I misspelt the pronunciation!)
Korean: Sarang hae yo
Spanish: Te amo, Te quiero (Te quiero is more intense/intimate)
Fremch: Je t'aime
German: Ich liebe dich
Italian: Ti amo
French: je t'adore ---- I adore you.