- Dec 29, 2012
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- Christian
- Marital Status
- Engaged
Not exactly Christian of me, but this guy drove me nuts.
Drunk Guy: So why do you wear that hat?
Me: I like it.
Drunk Guy: Yeah, but why do you wear it?
Me: ...because I like it.
Drunk Guy: What about the ladies?
Me: I'm married. I don't care.
Drunk Guy: But why do you wear it?
Me: I don't know why this is hard for you.
Drunk Guy: I don't like it.
Me: But I do, and so does my wife.
Drunk Guy: Are you trying to fight with me?
Me: I'd kill you. I still don't care what you think. I like it, and so does my wife.
Drunk Guy: But I don't.
Me: I literally don't care. If you got hit by a bus, I wouldn't care. Understand yet?
Drunk Guy: I don't know.
Me: I hate you.
Drunk Guy: Bartender, he hates me.
Bartender: I hate you too.
I win.
Drunk Guy: So why do you wear that hat?
Me: I like it.
Drunk Guy: Yeah, but why do you wear it?
Me: ...because I like it.
Drunk Guy: What about the ladies?
Me: I'm married. I don't care.
Drunk Guy: But why do you wear it?
Me: I don't know why this is hard for you.
Drunk Guy: I don't like it.
Me: But I do, and so does my wife.
Drunk Guy: Are you trying to fight with me?
Me: I'd kill you. I still don't care what you think. I like it, and so does my wife.
Drunk Guy: But I don't.
Me: I literally don't care. If you got hit by a bus, I wouldn't care. Understand yet?
Drunk Guy: I don't know.
Me: I hate you.
Drunk Guy: Bartender, he hates me.
Bartender: I hate you too.
I win.