What not to wear

Sci-fi futuristic clothing.

To school?

Pajamas

To the toy store?

Chuck E Cheeze mouse costume, wouldn't be able to shop

Football game at local highschool

Astronaut suit

To visit a synagogue?

A burqa

To meet the president

A chibi costume: http://www.ebay.com/itm/Costume-Sailor-Moon-Sailor-Chibi-Moon-Chibiusa-/281859673782

To go rollerskating?

Leather with spike studs so people stay out of your way.

To your new job as a school crossing guard.

Then don't wear black and white stripes. You'll blend in with the cross walk.

What not to wear to the symphony?

A jingly charm bracelet that that makes noise every time you move your arm (seriously, I know someone who does that. It's very distracting!).

In Alaska racing the Iditarod trail with your dog sled.

A Bikini

What not to wear to a monster truck race...?

a dressy dress and heels

when climbing a mountain

Flip flops.

To a job interview?

a lime green pants suit

to the zoo

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¡Ay, caramba!

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What shouldn't we wear for a hot air balloon ride?

something with sharp pointy things on it.

^ yes to that.

The paramedics who rescue you in your balloon crash should not wear...