The Excuse Game

Sorry can't respond might make you too happy.

Will you make ten phone calls for me?

Oh I'm sorry, didn't I tell you? I have social phobia. Can't talk on phone.

Can I have some medicine, I'm sick?

All I have are the boring medicines like ibuprofen and Tylenol. You don't want those.

Could I buy your car?

But it has so much sentimental value! It's the only car I've had that hasn't been repossessed!

Can I borrow those reading glasses for a second?

These aren't reading glasses, they're x ray glasses. They won't help you read better.

Let's go for a walk. The crisp cold air will do you good.

Nope that's sexist. Everyone makes snowmen. Imma make a snowWOMAN!

I need help peeling all these potatoes for French fries.

Ooooh, but it takes so long to do that, plus it feels restricting.

Could take this glass to the kitchen since you're going into the kitchen anyway?

I was going to go to the kitchen, but I suddenly feel the call of nature.

Can you hold this cat so I can groom her please?

sorry I'm allergic and cats know it too

Will you trim my dogs nails? She hates it.

No, if she hates it then it would be cruel of me to do that.

Could you come house-sit for me when I go on my vacation?

My bottom isn't big enough to sit on your house, sorry.

Help me choose some attractive yoga attire.

I personally don't care what you wear to yoga class. I'd probably pick something ugly anyway.

How would you like to go on a cruise to the Caribbean with me?

sorry can't get there too much snow

How about you cooking dinner for everyone?

Why do you ask me? Do you hate your guests???

Help me find a good handyperson.

Matthew-59 said:

LOL!!! This isn't the "Answer a question with a Question" game. Yer hilarious! ... Okay, I get it. Hahaaa!!!

I can't right now. I'm too busy fixing things for all of my neighbors.

Help me gather up some things to give to a local charity.

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Yeah, me not the best cook in the world. :/ I sure can bake though!

I don't believe you're going to give it to charity, or I would. I think you're going to have a bulk lot sale on ebay.

Should I visit a sick person in the hospital? I'm scared I might get sick.

I don't blame you. Tell your friend you would come visit, but you're trying to stay healthy and reduce the rate of death among your peers.


Could I borrow a cup of sugar?