Nonsensical Questions

Travelers.Soul · Feb 7, 2016

So, with all of the heavy and serious conversations going on right now I thought it might be fun to try to make a thread that was a little bit light-hearted. The purpose of this thread is to post all the silly questions that never seem to get answered. For instance
"How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll lollipop?" or "In a movie theater, which arm rest is your's?" type of thing. Feel free to try to answer questions as well.

Citanul · Feb 7, 2016

Who let the dogs out?

Goodbook · Feb 7, 2016

Well i have a globe and planet earth looks crooked. I want to ask why cant nz be on top instead of down under? Then we would be on top of the world, looking down on creation, just like the carpenters song.

SarahsKnight · Feb 7, 2016

Why do you park your car in a driveway and yet drive on roads that are called parkway?

Goodbook · Feb 7, 2016

Why is are carparks not green like other parks? Why cant you park your car in Central Park in NYC?

Bananagator · Feb 7, 2016

Did you know that you can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish?

lighthouse4031 · Feb 7, 2016

Citanul said:
Who let the dogs out?

Jamaal did, he was too lazy to walk them.

William67 · Feb 7, 2016

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Toro · Feb 7, 2016

What IS love and just what exactly does it have to do with it?

Why do we put socks on before we put on our shoes, but we don't put on anything before we put on gloves?

If there is a life force in my feet..... does that mean I have Chi-Toes?

If Christopher Walken has a son..... will he name him Runnen Walken?

If he has a daughter will he name her Ima Walken?

William67 · Feb 7, 2016

Does the rain in Spain fall mainly on the plain?

Travelers.Soul · Feb 7, 2016

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?

Toro · Feb 7, 2016

dreaminofireland said:
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?

Yes, because in the absence of man, there is still God.

I know, I know... Im a bull I shouldn't be a smart donkey.......... but.....

William67 · Feb 7, 2016

Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

Goodbook · Feb 7, 2016

only zen buddhists who don't believe in God would ask that silly question.

Goodbook · Feb 7, 2016

Not that I'm saying you are one, as you probably got it from them, but they don't know the answer. Which is why you tell them the gospel.

William67 · Feb 7, 2016

Goodbook said:
Not that I'm saying you are one, as you probably got it from them, but they don't know the answer. Which is why you tell them the gospel.

Well, you asked for nonsensical questions. I actually got that from my youngest niece. She thought it was funny.

mojoboy31 · Feb 7, 2016

[insert silly question here]

Sif · Feb 8, 2016

Why DID the chicken cross the road?

blackribbon · Feb 8, 2016

When we look up into a blue sky, do we all really see the color "blue" the same?

Citanul · Feb 8, 2016

dreaminofireland said:
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?

More importantly:

Nonsensical Questions

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