Give "Bad" Advice (3)

It does, and the cool thing is you can take everything all at once and it will be effective for the rest of your life.

Ugh. My kid won't stop arguing and being a brat.

Start dwinking at 10 am. You told me dat was ok, and it weally worked. I dont mind a fing now.

I wan to loose the tanksgibing calories but im lazy and dont wanna work out. help pwease!

You need to get out and go for a run. If running seems too hard for you, just have a glass or two of wine left over from dinner, and all of a sudden going for a run will seem like the most fun thing in the world.

I RSVPed for a wedding this weekend, but all of a sudden I don't really want to go anymore.

Whys not? weddddings is fun. Freee drinkss. Freee food. Yesh, you have to buy a prezzie, but makes sure it's cost less than da meal.

Hows can I stopp the too much drinkking?

develop a phobia to it

i can't decide....

pumpkin or sweet potato pie?

Ok, I will pretend there are spiders and roaches in the glass.

I couldn't decide either, so I made half and half. With enough whipped cream, no one will notice!

How can one avoid gas from Brussels sprouts???

You can't. Might as well have a little fun with it, some kind of contest with everyone at the dinner table.

What do you think Green Bay can do to improve their game tonight?

Uh, football?

I don't watch tv anymore. What should I do with it?

Put it on your desk and use it as a really nice-sized monitor for your computer.

And words of advice for my 16 year old as he takes his road test to get his drivers license?

Yes, there are plenty of words you might want to say, but I don't think God wants us to say any of those.

My daughter knitted me a hat but I don't like it. Should I tell her?

No. Just wear it with a big smile, bearing all the shame.

how do ya' gets rid o' dust bunnies?

Hair spray. This sticks them to the ground so they don't blow around. Makes a cool floor pattern after a while too.

Help, I think I'm spending too much time on Christian Forums!

LaSorcia said:

Hair spray. This sticks them to the ground so they don't blow around. Makes a cool floor pattern after a while too.

Help, I think I'm spending too much time on Christian Forums!

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LOL!

oh, just go wif da flow.....it gets easier and easier and soon you won't even realize how you are solidly glued to the computer screen...

what kinds of decorations should i get for my tree?

Candles! They have that old world charm you can't get with modern strings of lights. And what they say about it being a fire hazard, that's a myth.

How can I encourage my husband to make better eating choices?

Lock the food cupboard! Only keep things like quinoa and veggies accessible. Eat all the cake when he's not around.

How can I get rid of litter box odor?

Put the litter box in the farthest corner of your back yard. Make the cat go outside to use the facilities.

My boss gave me a task to do, but I don't really understand how to do it.

Oh, do it anyway. I've found most people just care if something gets done or not, not about quality.

I let cats out to use litter box and now they won't come back in!

That's too bad. I guess they just don't want to live with you anymore. Try a different pet, like a horse or something that's more respectful than cats.

Can you share your most valuable exercise and fitness advice?

Yeah, don't eat! Then you don't have to work out! Just eat brown rice and spinach. You'll be skinny in no time flat.

Should I pay this bill that is late or ignore it?

If paying a bill makes you uncomfortable, don't do it. Simple as that.

I'm getting tired of eating the same old breakfast foods every day. Eggs, toast, cereal, pancakes, blah blah blah...