The Excuse Game

You could, but I doubt I'll buy anything off it

Can I give you a copy of mine?

I don't want you to have to waste a piece of paper.

Would you mind scraping the frost off my car windows this morning ?

Can't I'll still be sleeping when you are leaving.

My car is almost out of gas but you can use it for a few minutes if you fill it up.

Thanks for the offer, but the only place I really want to go is Bermuda, and I'm afraid your car won't be able to handle the trip.

Go to work for me today. The work it's really easy.

I could but I know you would be disappointed that you didn't get to go.

Mountains of wash to be done, help yourself!!!

Mountains? No way, I'm terrified of heights!

Could you teach my daughter how to parallel park?

Now that is funny since I'm not great at it myself, you'd better ask someone else.

Even if you are not drinking the kool-aid would you kmind making some for me?

No, you might spill it all over my floor, and have you ever tried to get a koolaid stain out of carpet? You'd regret you ever asked me to make it.

Want some gum?

Can't do gum, pulls out my fillings and then I have to explain to my dentist.

How about lets invent something!!

Meh... All the cool stuff has already been invented.

Could I borrow your snow shovel?

LOL I live in the deep south!!! We're still using airconditioners.

Would you mind polishing my shoes?

I heard the grubby look is coming back into style. If I polish your shoes neatly for you, you will look like a lame-o.

Let's go cross country skiing!

There are no bathrooms, count me out.

How about ice skating?

You could give a copy but my little fox terrier loves to eat paper so can't guarantee any presents under your Christmas tree
Talking about Christmas , any chance of you wrapping the presents ,, wrappings not my thing

Ohhh looks at post NZ time seems to have skipped lol

Daughter of His said:

There are no bathrooms, count me out.

How about ice skating?

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Someone I know broke his leg ice skating. It's very dangerous!

Could you be my guest at this wedding I've been invited to?

Miche_nz said:

You could give a copy but my little fox terrier loves to eat paper so can't guarantee any presents under your Christmas tree
Talking about Christmas , any chance of you wrapping the presents ,, wrappings not my thing

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It's not my thing either. Looks like we both stink at it.

Will you be my guest at the wedding I've been invited to?

Can't I might cry and it would be bad embarrassing for you when I blow my nose really loudly.

I need someone to decorate my Christmas tree, how about it?

I'm such a clumsy goof when it comes to that kind of thing. I bet I'll knock your tree over, unplugging the lights and setting off a spark that lights your house on fire, then all the ornaments will get smashed too, and you'll be sorry you asked for my help.

I'm leaving to go shopping at Target in about 10 minutes. Are you coming with?

I would love to come shopping but seriously by the time i got to the airport, took a plane from NZ you would be possibly maybe finished ,, maybe next time [emoji2]
If your out shopping can you get me some eggs,,, oh milk too thanks