Fundies Say the Darnedest Things.

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This is just a bit of light-hearted humour. I'm just wondering how many people here have been quoted on FSTDT? And how many of you are proud of it?

I ask because I've been tempted at times to cut-n-paste some of the comments I've seen here.

This is the website here: http://www.fstdt.com/ please search for yourselves and paste the quote here for a laugh.
 
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Fundie = fundamentalist? I've been trying to learn more about that means. Cause I thought I understood but then someone I thought was fundamentalist said she no she's an evangelical Christian which is what I thought we all are so I'm back to being confused, lol. I'll look at that site now & maybe it can help.
 
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Fundie = fundamentalist? I've been trying to learn more about that means. Cause I thought I understood but then someone I thought was fundamentalist said she no she's an evangelical Christian which is what I thought we all are so I'm back to being confused, lol. I'll look at that site now & maybe it can help.
You probably won't find a definition of "fundamentalist" on the website. The website is a collation of statements made by Christians who say funny things.
 
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You probably won't find a definition of "fundamentalist" on the website. The website is a collation of statements made by Christians who say funny things.
I've read it and been on it. I've found some of the comments there to be among the most incredibly stupid things ever written. Most of the people I know think very little of the website.
 
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I've read it and been on it. I've found some of the comments there to be among the most incredibly stupid things ever written. Most of the people I know think very little of the website.
Why? It's hilarious! Some things written on it are admittedly stupid, other things are just plain funny.
 
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One problem I have with it is that they create accounts on conservative and Christian websites for the express intent of quote mining posts out of context.
That may be the case but you must admit some of the quotes are very funny. I saw one quote which claimed that God had a penis a "majestic penis", fundamentalists really do say some pretty weird things...
 
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The following sermon has more of the darnedest thing said than any other sermon I have ever run upon...

@3:20 - Your going through because your deep in sin and you won't listen to me
@4:47 - Somefolks are in the church because there is no where else to go... Until the weekend!
@5:45 - No need to tell me that your going to walk with God and not go through nothing
@6:00 - No need to blame the devil all the time, cause we give him so much credit until God can't get a blessing in there edgewise
@6:20 - You wouldn't know the gift of discernment if it walked up to you with a red hat on!
@7:00 - Song says trouble in my way I have got to cry sometime, laid awake at night but Jesus will fix it for me!
@7:30 - If I can't get the money I do not want to be bothered by nobody, pull down the shades! Don't call me!
@8:00 - Did you not know that the joy of the Lord is your strength? But you sitting their bless God like a frug in a lug, and can't wave your hand.. And you just making it sad for yourself and everybody
@12:20 - Have you ever been to a church and folks are like in a concentration camp? They just sit and stare at you like you are in a concentration camp... And they are just concentrating on you!
@20:43 - It takes more than one or two counselings to get them all unwind.
@21:50 - We've got... We've got... Oh my God we've got the education department!
@23:00 - That devil of familiar spirits is coming back in a strong way, actually he never left but he is going to try to raise his head up again!
@23:45 - Folks coming in mad, sad, looking like six o'clock... And then leaving mad, sad, looking like six o'clock!
@23:50 - When I am upset forget you Holy Ghost! Forget joy! Forget power! Until the first of the month and I can get my check, and then I am able to feel pretty good!

Many more...

 
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The following sermon has more of the darnedest thing said than any other sermon I have ever run upon...

@3:20 - Your going through because your deep in sin and you won't listen to me
@4:47 - Somefolks are in the church because there is no where else to go... Until the weekend!
@5:45 - No need to tell me that your going to walk with God and not go through nothing
@6:00 - No need to blame the devil all the time, cause we give him so much credit until God can't get a blessing in there edgewise
@6:20 - You wouldn't know the gift of discernment if it walked up to you with a red hat on!
@7:00 - Song says trouble in my way I have got to cry sometime, laid awake at night but Jesus will fix it for me!
@7:30 - If I can't get the money I do not want to be bothered by nobody, pull down the shades! Don't call me!
@8:00 - Did you not know that the joy of the Lord is your strength? But you sitting their bless God like a frug in a lug, and can't wave your hand.. And you just making it sad for yourself and everybody
@12:20 - Have you ever been to a church and folks are like in a concentration camp? They just sit and stare at you like you are in a concentration camp... And they are just concentrating on you!
@20:43 - It takes more than one or two counselings to get them all unwind.
@21:50 - We've got... We've got... Oh my God we've got the education department!
@23:00 - That devil of familiar spirits is coming back in a strong way, actually he never left but he is going to try to raise his head up again!
@23:45 - Folks coming in mad, sad, looking like six o'clock... And then leaving mad, sad, looking like six o'clock!
@23:50 - When I am upset forget you Holy Ghost! Forget joy! Forget power! Until the first of the month and I can get my check, and then I am able to feel pretty good!

Many more...


@28:45: And the bible says they will think it strange that you don't run with them... But thats all right! If I got to walk alone I'll just walk alone! For God I live! And for God I die!
@29:00 It is so dead and cold in our churches until you can ice skate down to the front on the church... and who is standing behind that pulpit yaw'll... Reverend Polar Bear! The first church of Frigidaire! Cold as ice!
 
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I read a few of them and then could not bear it. I do not know if I am an evangelical or a fundie.. I don't know which label applies but I take the Bible literally and also agree with the Nicene and Apostles Creeds. However, those quotes on that site seem to me to be the thinking (I run into this constantly) of those Christians who have mixed politics and patriotism with Christianity so much that the Christ part is no longer really visible and mostly the 'proud to be an American' shows up.
Keep in mind.. I have been republican all my life and loved John Wayne, apple pie and the flag, but I am seeing it has almost become it's own religion.
 
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I read a few of them and then could not bear it. I do not know if I am an evangelical or a fundie.. I don't know which label applies but I take the Bible literally and also agree with the Nicene and Apostles Creeds. However, those quotes on that site seem to me to be the thinking (I run into this constantly) of those Christians who have mixed politics and patriotism with Christianity so much that the Christ part is no longer really visible and mostly the 'proud to be an American' shows up.
Keep in mind.. I have been republican all my life and loved John Wayne, apple pie and the flag, but I am seeing it has almost become it's own religion.
If you read Emilio Gentile, a political scientist/historian, you'd find that American patriotism really actually stems from a civic religion of Americanism. With it's own scripture (the bill of rights and constitution), it's own shrines, the Lincoln memorial, the White House, etc, it's own liturgies, presidential addresses, the "in God we trust" on the dollar bill is purely part and parcel of this phenomenon. Gentile would argue that none of this refers to overtly the Judeo-Christian God, but rather to the God of America what philosophers would term the God of therapeutic moral deism. This tradition is related to the Judeo-Christian deity yet only in that it is an offshoot of it.

I'm speaking as an observer of American culture rather than a participant. But I do like your point about how many of the contributors on FSDT are Stars-and-Stripes-ians.
 
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Why? It's hilarious! Some things written on it are admittedly stupid, other things are just plain funny.
Well not only fundies .As an ex -catholic from a very old tradition , I think your arrogance is palpable ,but typical ,as you think the RCC has the truth However you are wrong . Some fundies will be closer to God than you so sophisticated souls, when the time comes .He won't be looking for false theories of evolution either ,but the condition of the heart .

Why it's hilarious !!!!!
 
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Well not only fundies .As an ex -catholic from a very old tradition , I think your arrogance is palpable ,but typical ,as you think the RCC has the truth However you are wrong . Some fundies will be closer to God than you so sophisticated souls, when the time comes .He won't be looking for false theories of evolution either ,but the condition of the heart .

Why it's hilarious !!!!!
Your punctuation marks are on the wrong side... consistently...
 
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This is just a bit of light-hearted humour. I'm just wondering how many people here have been quoted on FSTDT? And how many of you are proud of it?

I ask because I've been tempted at times to cut-n-paste some of the comments I've seen here.

This is the website here: http://www.fstdt.com/ please search for yourselves and paste the quote here for a laugh.

The site you linked I believe is atheist secular in nature.
 
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The site you linked I believe is atheist secular in nature.
Not that I have anything against atheism and I would actually consider myself a secularist but I don't think the website is atheistic, I think it's a bit of light hearted humour at fundamentalists.
 
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