This is an interesting way to put it...the old duck test. Let's take the duck test then shall we??
Suppose I told you a story about a guy named Banjo. He's a guy born of a virgin who was being hunted even before his birth because of a prophecy. His mother was a virgin...but she got magically knocked up by a sky spirit from god. When he was born three of the local chieftains followed a glowing green light to his birthplace in an abandoned asbestos shack in a swamp.
When Banjo gets older, he quits his day job wrastling gators to spread the news that he's the son of god. He's got all kinds of fancy powers like turning water to whisky, healing tuberculosis with just his hands, walking around on swamp water without sinking in, and he can bring his friends back to life by whistling Dixie. He only gathers a few followers...but he tells them he's gonna die for their shenanigans, to wash the world clean of shenanigans, and give everyone a chance to get into heaven...cuz he's the only way to get there.
Then he gets reverse hung (strappado) until he dies of internal bleeding...a very painful death indeed. After he's put into a crypt, he reappears to his friends and gives them the lowdown on the rapture and who's gonna win the Superbowl that year...
What do you think of my story?