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Donald Trump signed a loyalty pledge to the Republican Party saying he would endorse for president whoever wins the Republican nomination and would not run as a third-party candidate as he has threatened to in the past.
And I'll tell you something. When Donald Trump makes a vow, he keeps it. Ask any of his wives, they'll tell you. - Jimmy Kimmel
And I'll tell you something. When Donald Trump makes a vow, he keeps it. Ask any of his wives, they'll tell you. - Jimmy Kimmel
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For some reason I mistook the title as being "Practical Jokes", but in reality most politicians are a Practical Joke on society.
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How do you stop a politician from drowning?
You take your foot off their head. Or alternatively, you don't.
You take your foot off their head. Or alternatively, you don't.
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Don't know any.
Just tried to make one up, but it was awful.
...I guess I might manage a few mock headlines...
May on Taking Action on Volkswagen Controversy "Not Sure what it is, but it Sounds like I can Deport it"
Labour Moderates on Coherent Political Ideologies: "Proven Unpopular with public, to be Avoided"
Conservatives on BBC Reforms:"Neutral BBC would of Given us Larger Majority"
Osborne Defends Pursuit of Close Economic Ties with China:"But all your Favourite Stuff comes from China!"
Ian Duncan Smith Apologises for DWP Fabricating Essays from Celebrities and Key Political Figures(and Tim Farron) on why he is "Most Honest and Lovely Guy in UK"
May Pushes for New Powers to Deport British Born Criminals, Suspects and General Public who Earn Less than £12K
Cameron on Conservative Leadership Race:"What Leadership Race? Osborne's Speech was Spiffing though!"
May on Relaxing Drug Laws "If I can't deport it, I'm not interested."
Conservative Party Conference Sniper Claims Police Force Sold all the Binoculars in Short-sighted Move to Satisfy Cuts
Nope, still pretty bad...
Just tried to make one up, but it was awful.
...I guess I might manage a few mock headlines...
May on Taking Action on Volkswagen Controversy "Not Sure what it is, but it Sounds like I can Deport it"
Labour Moderates on Coherent Political Ideologies: "Proven Unpopular with public, to be Avoided"
Conservatives on BBC Reforms:"Neutral BBC would of Given us Larger Majority"
Osborne Defends Pursuit of Close Economic Ties with China:"But all your Favourite Stuff comes from China!"
Ian Duncan Smith Apologises for DWP Fabricating Essays from Celebrities and Key Political Figures(and Tim Farron) on why he is "Most Honest and Lovely Guy in UK"
May Pushes for New Powers to Deport British Born Criminals, Suspects and General Public who Earn Less than £12K
Cameron on Conservative Leadership Race:"What Leadership Race? Osborne's Speech was Spiffing though!"
May on Relaxing Drug Laws "If I can't deport it, I'm not interested."
Conservative Party Conference Sniper Claims Police Force Sold all the Binoculars in Short-sighted Move to Satisfy Cuts
Nope, still pretty bad...
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I really do not approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected.
*Cue the drums!*
*Cue the drums!*
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If con is the opposite of pro, then is Congress the opposite of progress?
A thief stuck a pistol in a man’s ribs and said, “Give me your money.” The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said “You cannot do this, I’m a United States congressman!” The thief said, “In that case, give me back my money!
A thief stuck a pistol in a man’s ribs and said, “Give me your money.” The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said “You cannot do this, I’m a United States congressman!” The thief said, “In that case, give me back my money!
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Lot's of Hillary jokes.
My fav is the center one. "I can't handle 2 emails; elect me president"
https://www.google.com/search?q=political+hillary+jokes+I+can't+handle+2+emails&biw=1680&bih=1018&tbm=isch&imgil=jM5waXFGfRHx8M%3A%3BBgOYn2R8EKPrQM%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.powerlineblog.com%252Farchives%252F2015%252F03%252Fthe-week-in-pictures-madam-hillary-edition.php&source=iu&pf=m&fir=jM5waXFGfRHx8M%3A%2CBgOYn2R8EKPrQM%2C_&usg=__oGWERtMN5gWjm1rRBzSfzWh8hyY=&ved=0CEMQyjdqFQoTCIeTupmgvMgCFRKJDQodk-UJeQ&ei=60sbVsfxD5KSNpPLp8gH#imgrc=jM5waXFGfRHx8M:&usg=__oGWERtMN5gWjm1rRBzSfzWh8hyY=
My fav is the center one. "I can't handle 2 emails; elect me president"
https://www.google.com/search?q=political+hillary+jokes+I+can't+handle+2+emails&biw=1680&bih=1018&tbm=isch&imgil=jM5waXFGfRHx8M%3A%3BBgOYn2R8EKPrQM%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.powerlineblog.com%252Farchives%252F2015%252F03%252Fthe-week-in-pictures-madam-hillary-edition.php&source=iu&pf=m&fir=jM5waXFGfRHx8M%3A%2CBgOYn2R8EKPrQM%2C_&usg=__oGWERtMN5gWjm1rRBzSfzWh8hyY=&ved=0CEMQyjdqFQoTCIeTupmgvMgCFRKJDQodk-UJeQ&ei=60sbVsfxD5KSNpPLp8gH#imgrc=jM5waXFGfRHx8M:&usg=__oGWERtMN5gWjm1rRBzSfzWh8hyY=
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"The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other peoples' money." - Margaret Thatcher
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