Same sex marriage causes cyclones, not supporting Israel causes floods, and women wearing pants causes earthquakes. Send the wrong type of sinner to the wrong place, you're just going to make things worse. Come on dude, this is basic science here.We need to turn God's wrath to our advantage.
If we send gay people to deserts, or areas that are suffering great droughts, then the punishment rainfall which God provides could be used to irrigate fields and turn things around for communities currently suffering.
I reckon enough gay people would volunteer for this, seeing as they are often big-hearted caring types. But if not then ultimately, we could force them to go, seeing as they are an abomination.
Sorry, I got carried away.Same sex marriage causes cyclones, not supporting Israel causes floods, and women wearing pants causes earthquakes. Send the wrong type of sinner to the wrong place, you're just going to make things worse. Come on dude, this is basic science here.
Why do you hate Israel?What policy would that be? Letting them get away with things we'd brand others terrorists for?
I believe that there is an element of guilt about it. The rest is because of the weird eschatological fixation certain Christians have, and the place Israel holds within it.I don't very much like the obsession of gentiles with Israel, especially being that by all historical accounts Christianity is New Israel. Don't know how that changed, but it's a pretty ridiculous step back if you ask me just to feel guilty about persecution of Jews.
Why do you hate Israel?
I believe that there is an element of guilt about it. The rest is because of the weird eschatological fixation certain Christians have, and the place Israel holds within it.
That or accusations of anti-semitism. Or occasionally being a terrorist sympathiser.I can see the satire, but it's a shame that's the go-to response for anything said that isn't singing the praises of Israel.
Then you'll get absolutely no criticism from me.I am one of those people -- yet I still believe, God's people or not, they aren't above criticism and reprimand.
Why does God hate the Carolinas?Why do you hate Israel?
That makes perfect sense..... unless one thinks about it.Because Israel. Geez.
Mine too.........So...to punish America for its policy on Israel...God chose to flood a state that was, most likely, filled with people who would be against said policy.
Either God is an idiot, or Michelle Bachmann is.
My money is on the latter.