Give "Bad" Advice (3)

lucypevensie · Aug 15, 2015

Go for the one that makes you rich. You'll hate it, but you always have weekends and the occasional day off

to look forward to.

It's about 90 degrees here, and my Siberian husky is miserable in this heat.

davidtriune · Aug 24, 2015

EAT HER ALIVE

im tired

lucypevensie · Aug 24, 2015

Drink 3 bottles of 5-Hour Energy. It might seem excessive, but if you want to stay awake it's what you need to do.

I lost my toothbrush.

davidtriune · Aug 27, 2015

jump up and down and pout. then steal one

that candy looks YUMMY

MissRowy · Aug 28, 2015

It's not yummy. I put salt in it

How can I annoy my partner without him realising that I'm annoying him

gennypearl · Aug 30, 2015

Keep him from anywhere by hugging him constantly

I'm sad

lucypevensie · Aug 30, 2015

Tell yourself to suck it up and get over it.

I need to start reading my bible more regularly.

brinny · Aug 30, 2015

hide some money in it randomly...yer sure to open dat Bible real quick like and God doesn't really care about the motive

a song keeps playin' in my head over n' over....

Matthew-59 · Aug 30, 2015

Whack yourself in the head with a hammer until the song stops. Beware, you might see stars for a while, but don't worry, they will go away once the little pink elephants get there.

How can I make myself get to sleep at night?

MissRowy · Aug 31, 2015

Drink a bottle of cough medicine followed by a bottle of vodka. It might taste foul but it will put you to sleep!

My arthritis is playing up

lucypevensie · Aug 31, 2015

Go for a run, then come home and lift some weights. It will loosen you up.

I'm not sure what to do about a co-worker who is often in a foul mood and just not very nice in general.

Matthew-59 · Aug 31, 2015

Have a good supply of cream pies handy. Every time this coworker says or does something foul, just smash a pie in their face. The other coworkers will get a big kick out of it and probably join in and help you.

How can I be sure to get a good deal when buying a car?

MissRowy · Aug 31, 2015

Buy it on ebay or at Walmart

I am bored

lucypevensie · Aug 31, 2015

My favorite thing to do when I get bored is to stand 5 inches away from a wall, facing it. See how long you can stare at the wall without blinking. It's super fun.

My son is a little nervous about going back to school tomorrow. How can I encourage him?

MissRowy · Aug 31, 2015

Tell him how much school is better than doing chores and he'll be fine!

how can I stop eating sweets?

brinny · Aug 31, 2015

mix horse radish in wif da sweets.......problem solved

how do i treat insomnia?

Matthew-59 · Sep 1, 2015

brinny said:
how do i treat insomnia?

Drink about ten cups of coffee and eat a whole stack of pancakes with lots of syrup, whipped cream, and sugar on it. You'll sleep really good in about a week.

How can I keep the ants from coming into my home?

brinny · Sep 1, 2015

Matthew-59 said:
Drink about ten cups of coffee and eat a whole stack of pancakes with lots of syrup, whipped cream, and sugar on it. You'll sleep really good in about a week.

How can I keep the ants from coming into my home?

LOL!

Get a couple o' these fer pets:

what should i do wif da tv i don't watch anymore?

Matthew-59 · Sep 1, 2015

brinny said:
what should i do wif da tv i don't watch anymore?

Take out a huge insurance policy on it and then smash it up and collect the money.

What works best to clean windows?

brinny · Sep 1, 2015

Matthew-59 said:
Take out a huge insurance policy on it and then smash it up and collect the money.

What works best to clean windows?

Paint.

What should i feed da ducks at da harbor?

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