The Excuse Game

It's winter and im not sleeping out in the cold
Do my assignment for me

Sorry ran out of jelly and I assumed you didnt just want peanut butter

get me some more milk

The road is too busy so I can't cross by myself

Get me a soda

I already had a soda today, so you can just get your own if you want one that badly.

Could you wake me at 7 tomorrow morning so up won't be late for church?

I'm not waking you up. Get an alarm clock

Can you put the washing in the dryer for me

No. Wet clothes are heavy, plus I don't like how wet fabric feels on my hands.

Could you drop this in the mailbox on your way our?

I think the neighbor's dog is vegan. That would be mean of me to throw meat at it.

I need a dollar. Do you have one to spare?

You don't want this wrinkled, torn old dollar bill. But, if you're willing to take a Monopoly money dollar bill, I'd be happy to give you that. It's in much better shape!

I want to lift some weights. Can you find me some barbells? I'd like royal bluish-purple ones, please!

Sorry that colour was sold out and all they had left was khaki and it weighed a ton and it wouldnt fit in my car

can you fix my oven for me

I could do that, but my oven repair skills are extremely in demand and very expensive. If you can even afford it, you'll be on a months' long waiting list.

Want to join me in a fun weight loss and fitness challenge?

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I could do that, but my oven repair skills are extremely in demand and very expensive. If you can even afford it, you'll be on a months' long waiting list.

Want to join me in a fun weight loss and fitness challenge?

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I could do, but this plate full of food just looks so appetizing. Besides I burn calories just chewing right?

Will you groom this porcupine for me please?

My facial muscles have frozen from the cold

I need coffee

Well, I'm sure not going to get you some more. It's too hot here too be handling cups of coffee.

Would you like to join me for breakfast at Chick fill a tomorrow morning?

I would but the cars out of gas and the front tire is flat

can you take the washing out of the dryer

No. Like I said, it's hot here. I might pass out from the heat of the dryer.

I want some ice cream. Can you get me some?