Got a good knock knock joke?

Athena18 said:

who's there?

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Doctor

Jennae said:

doctor who?

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Correct.

This is funny because it has me confused ,lol .

How lovely you are!

Ok, how do you like this one :

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Ketchup

Ketchup who?

Catch up with me and I'll tell you!
Heeee,Heee ,Heeee!

Na, na you can't catch me (thumbs in ears & wiggling the other fingers)

Jennae,
You brought out the silly in me


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This is a great joke, though it can be tough to find the right atmosphere in which to set it up.

Ask:
Will you remember me in a week?
What about a month?
Will you remember me in a year?

Allow a sufficient time to pass and say something about needing levity;

Then:
Knock knock.

Who's there?

You couldn't even remember me for 5 minutes!

One more.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

I don't know.

to get to your house.

Knock knock.

who's there?

the chicken!

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Ya.

Ya who?

Thanks!

From the movie "The Spy Next Door"

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Irish Stew
Irish Stew who?
Irish Stew in the name of the law.

(It's funnier when Jackie Chan says it )

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Knock Knock?

Who's there?

Isador.

Isador who?

Is a door made of wood?