Wanting to be creepy 101

Surely you have better things to do with your time.

I know when I ask others out for a date I do not creep them out. How come it creeps others out when you ask?

If you are creeping others out I feel that dating is not a good thing for you to do.

Maybe you can join a Dungeons and Dragons group and dress up like Star Wars characters if that is something you are into.

I also wonder if you are targeting the right age group. Your not like 30 and cursing the Jr. Highs are you?

Please explain why you creep others out when you ask them out, do you wear a mask or something?

axydavid said:

Hai guys, I just feel like creeping random people out by asking them on dates.
Do you think I'm doing it right?
If they're not freaked out by that should I propose to them? Send them flowers? Should I be nicer by getting to know their parents first?

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First of all... good on you for doing that! That's flipping awesome!! I would do that too if I didn't live in a place where I'm prone to run into people I know, lol.

Secondly I think having the flowers would be a nice touch, maybe while wearing a Zentai suit under your regular clothes would be even creepier.

Add maybe a few costume blades... Have some witty morbid humor when they say no, something to the effect of "I'll deal with you later".

But when you feel like you're being reported pull down the hood as you walk away, maybe into a store, go into the restroom or a fitting room and switch out your outfit to normal everyday wear to be undetected.

axydavid said:

Hai guys, I just feel like creeping random people out by asking them on dates.
Do you think I'm doing it right?
If they're not freaked out by that should I propose to them? Send them flowers? Should I be nicer by getting to know their parents first?

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I think that asking females out on dates just to creep them out will do wonders for your reputation in the community and will serve you well when you find a female you would actually like to ask out. Girls don't talk or anything.

The one thing that you might want to consider is the fact that you might just find someone more apt at being creepy than yourself and that person might just desire you for a trophy. Permanently!

I remember when I was younger I was at a party and seen a chick I kind of knew but not really well but I went up to her and layed a kiss on her like I was John wayne or something. I figured she would pull away and slap me but about 3 seconds into the kiss I realized she was into it way more then I thought she would be. One of the best kisses I ever had.

You trying to be like Jim Carey Cable Guy?

axydavid said:

If they're not freaked out by that should I propose to them?

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If one says yes then immediately propose.
Btw I did that, propose when I knew a guy for a few days and he immediately said yes because he was just as nuts.

axydavid said:

Let me specify that I'd do this to anyone man or or woman, including my sisters. But the mask idea might or might not work, maybe they think they know me which will make things less creepy.

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Oh that's funny.

There was a guy on here once. His name began with S.. Next letter was T, then I think it was an R...

But I can't for the life of me remember the rest of it... Perhaps someone would be kind enough to jog my memory.

(Psst.. I've got your card marked.)

ReesePiece23 said:

There was a guy on here once. His name began with S.. Next letter was T, then I think it was an R...

But I can't for the life of me remember the rest of it... Perhaps someone would be kind enough to jog my memory.

(Psst.. I've got your card marked.)

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Wow, this is subtlety if I have ever seen it. If you are going to implicate someone as someone else, just come out and say it, and present your evidence. What does having someone's "card marked" mean? Sounds terribly threatening. I had a look over the list of members that came up on a search of STR and there are plenty. How, uh, "brave" of you to implicate all of them.
Every forum has trolls and many of them are banned members. Just the other day Satan666_HailHitler joined, spread some rather explicit text regarding inappropriate behavior with animals, was liked by another Satan supporter who posted some inappropriate content. I have no idea who these persons are, but I wouldn't be surprised if they were former members who had a beef with the forum.
The OP seems a little eccentric, but your imagination doesn't qualify as any sort of evidence. You wouldn't be trying to impress some chic with this cowboy post, would you?

JuiceBoxxed said:

Wow, this is subtlety if I have ever seen it. If you are going to implicate someone as someone else, just come out and say it, and present your evidence. What does having someone's "card marked" mean? Sounds terribly threatening. I had a look over the list of members that came up on a search of STR and there are plenty. How, uh, "brave" of you to implicate all of them.
Every forum has trolls and many of them are banned members. Just the other day Satan666_HailHitler joined, spread some rather explicit text regarding inappropriate behavior with animals, was liked by another Satan supporter who posted some inappropriate content. I have no idea who these persons are, but I wouldn't be surprised if they were former members who had a beef with the forum.
The OP seems a little eccentric, but your imagination doesn't qualify as any sort of evidence. You wouldn't be trying to impress some chic with this cowboy post, would you?

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S T R... Oh! Strider! That was it. I only met him briefly but he was a cool guy. (Who said anything about banned members?!)

And I have axydavid's card marked in case he asks me out. It's an absolute no! I'm a MehGuy kind of man.

(He's the 'chick' I'm trying to impress.)

Some say creep, some say spontaneous romance.

This world needs more spontaneous romance.

Creepy spontaneous romance is definitely what I ordered. I think it should come with leash attached though.