Whoopie cushion

I like to sit down. I have a cusion with a clown. It's always around, there on the couch for all to see. My wife likes me this is not true in all marriages believe me I know. She finally did it , yes you guessed it; made me so mad I could spit. She took my clown cusion . She won't tell me where she hid it. That tidbit being said it was even worse. She put a curse on the one she replaced it with. I gave my son a toy a whoopie cushion. Clever devil cat that she is she painted an exact image of a clown on the whoopie cushion that was on my favorite cusion. Blatttt ! I actually thought it came from me. She is a smart cookie waited til my boss came over for an important dinner. He thought I was a winner not your average Joe. I told him before he had to go. Stupid whoopie cusion.