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As Tall as Goliath and as fearsome too!
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one day a man gave 10 dollars to a little girl who was sad and said "don't give up darling". the next day he gave 10 more dollars to the little girl who was sad and said "don't give up darling." the day after that however, he was feeling down becuase his wife died and so he gave the little girl nothing. she turned to him, gave him 20 dollars and said "don't give up darling!"
good story right, i made it up my self. it's about how your there for others your whole life, and one day, they will return what you invested into them. doesn't always work out like that i know, but ultimatly it comes back to you when you need it most.
good story right, i made it up my self. it's about how your there for others your whole life, and one day, they will return what you invested into them. doesn't always work out like that i know, but ultimatly it comes back to you when you need it most.
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Son: "Mom, can I be a preacher when I grow up?"
Mom: "Sure you can, but why?"
Son: "Since you make me go anyway, and I have to sit still and be quiet, I figure I'd rather go and be able to stand up and holler!"
Yuck yuck!
Mom: "Sure you can, but why?"
Son: "Since you make me go anyway, and I have to sit still and be quiet, I figure I'd rather go and be able to stand up and holler!"
Yuck yuck!
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one day a man was taking his daughter to the carnival. they come across an airplane ride and the little girl say's "dady i want to ride!" they ask how much it is, and it turns out to be ten dollars a ride. the father says "10 dollars is 10 dollars, lets do something else" he does the 3 years in a row always saying no to the little girl on account of "10 dollars is 10 dollars". then one year, the airplane operator says to the little girl "darling, if you manage to go through all the twists and loop de loops without saying ANYTHING AT ALL, I'll let you ride for free." so the father and the daughter climb into the plane and it goes up, and it twists and turns and loops around in the sky and the little girl doesnt say anything at all. they land the plane and the airplane operator says " you didnt say one word the whole time, i'm proud of you!" and the little girl say's...
"i'd have said something when father fell out of the plane, but 10 dollars is 10 dollars!"
HARDY HAR HAR HARRRRRR
"i'd have said something when father fell out of the plane, but 10 dollars is 10 dollars!"
HARDY HAR HAR HARRRRRR
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Pastor, I heard bells when I was baptized!
Yes, my dear, didn't you know the telephone always rings when a person is immersed in water?
Yuck, yuck!
Yes, my dear, didn't you know the telephone always rings when a person is immersed in water?
Yuck, yuck!
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What's the difference between pneumonia and ammonia?
One comes in chests, the other in bottles!
Yuck, yuck!
One comes in chests, the other in bottles!
Yuck, yuck!
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Do I detect a groan?
Well, in the interest of improving the humor landscape...
In a small Texas town stood three churches,
a Baptist, a Methodist and a Catholic church.
All of these had the same trouble, bats.
Bats were living in the bell towers and making a mess!
The three clergy would gather almost everyday to think of ways to rid their church of the plague of these bats. This continued for several years, and many failed efforts until the Methodist pastor stopped coming to the meetings.
Hurt and confused the remaining two clergymen went to visit the Methodist pastor to find out the reason for his departure of the group.
When he was asked why he was not meeting with the others he responded, "Well, I'm just not having any problems with bats anymore."
The other two clergymen were shocked and asked, "What did you do to get rid of them? Please tell us!"
The Methodist pastor replied, "Well, I just baptized them all and haven't seen a one of them since!"
Yuck, yuck! Some improvement!!
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the baseball joke was the best one yet.
...but the bat joke wasn't bad either.
how many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb...
they don't, athiests walk in the darkness!
hardy hardy har har har
...but the bat joke wasn't bad either.
how many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb...
they don't, athiests walk in the darkness!
hardy hardy har har har
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A salesman asked his secretary, "Who was that on the telephone?"
"I don't know," she answered. "She just said, 'Long distance from Chicago,' so I said, 'yes, it sure is,' and hung up."
Yuck, yuck!
"I don't know," she answered. "She just said, 'Long distance from Chicago,' so I said, 'yes, it sure is,' and hung up."
Yuck, yuck!
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Chicken to the Pig: "Let's open a restaurant featuring ham and eggs. We'll get rich!"
Pig: "It's easy for you to get excited about this. For you it's just a contribution; for me it's a total commitment!"
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Pig: "It's easy for you to get excited about this. For you it's just a contribution; for me it's a total commitment!"
Yuck, yuck!
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