Silent_J

The future is...Qi Gong. Or as I call it, "Yoga for the Lazy"

Or do I mean "Yoga for the Sedentary"?

Anyways, its has the same basic premise as yoga, but is even less physically strenuous. And, as we all know, yoga is actually a watered-down, poor-man's pilates. Forget pilates; they aren't even in the same ballpark.

I watched a video of it, and let me tell you, I am as of now stress-free. You don't even move from standing to sitting until...

Silent_J

sed·en·tar·y adj
involving a lot of sitting/reclining and correspondingly little exercise

My mother was flipping through the dictionary for a scrapbooking project, when she came upon the above word. She laughed, called me over and said, "This is the perfect word for you. It's a fancy way to say LAZY."

Although I was a little insulted, since then I've never been bored, or just lying around, or not busy with much. I've always been sedentary.
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