The Redguard Manifesto

Lieutenants' bLog - Stardate 20080512

I was chilling out the other day, just minding my own business and keeping it REAL (as usual), when I got an email in my inbox from a random friend entitled “Funny Pics – LOL”.

Now… people that I meet on the internet, especially those through this ChristianForums website, seem to have an interest in a lot of quirky things. Things like Anal Sex, drinking their wives’ breastmilk, and home-schooling their children! But this email contained...

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Hello. I am Redguard. And I’m really not who you think I am.

I am here, on mission, on behalf of the Hammerfell Intelligence Agency (HIA). My assignment is to collect information about your people, society, economy, and other things that are of interest to my superiors. One of my more pertinent observations is the liberal use of “blogs” and their effectiveness in collecting information and sharing it with others.

I plan on sharing my experiences and observations through...

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