Entries for June 2012

Definition: Someone who is exactly where they need to be; within easy access for all "yes man" operations; one who is ever close enough to validate every minor opinion.
Alternate Definition: Someone who is far too close for comfort; within earshot too much of the time; one who can be counted on to provide much hated "reality checks."


In other words, if you're all ready to affirm every stupid statement, you're right where you belong; if you actually...

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Definition: Misogynistic, anti-progress, sexist neanderthal more concerned with his own muscles than anyone else's feelings.

In other words, how dare you be born a male! ...But before you go off and kill yourself or have a sex change operation- Open this jar, re-roof the house, change the tires on the truck, pour the cement patio, mow the lawn, take down those two nasty trees in the front yard, repaint the house, unclog the toilet and fix the plumbing in the sink, because the disposal...

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Modern Definition: Someone who claims the zombie apocalypse started roughly 2000 years ago, with the rising of a brutalized man from the grave three days after his torture and death.
Past Definition: Follower of Jesus Christ.

In other words, "we" are tolerating your simple little faith for now, but we're losing patience. Keep everything to yourself, and when our progress violates your so-called faith, shut up and go with the flow.


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Definition: Moron; Someone who wants to spoil everyone's fun by demanding things like "accountability" and "responsibility"; A person who clings to archaic notions like "family values," "fiscal conservation" and "prudence."


In other words, if you don't want to spend like tomorrow will never come; or support the idea of kids having sex; or of jimmy having two daddies; or sally having two mommies- If you demand that people be...

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Definition: Someone who hold to the quaint notion that the founding fathers knew what they were doing better than "we" do.


And by "we," naturally what is meant are those who have since been able to tell us through the use of their magic balls, ouiji boards, tarot cards and whatnot exactly what the founders meant, to the exclusion of their own words themselves- Because how could they know what they were thinking? They didn't have "us!"
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