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Definitions: Conservative

Posted 29th June 2012 at 07:10 PM by RETS
Updated 29th June 2012 at 07:31 PM by RETS
Definition: Moron; Someone who wants to spoil everyone's fun by demanding things like "accountability" and "responsibility"; A person who clings to archaic notions like "family values," "fiscal conservation" and "prudence."


In other words, if you don't want to spend like tomorrow will never come; or support the idea of kids having sex; or of jimmy having two daddies; or sally having two mommies- If you demand that people be held responsible for their actions; or state that people are answerable for their own decisions- Then you are this, and you are mean.



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