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As I faced my Maker at the last judgment,
I knelt before the LORD along with all the other souls.

Before each of us laid our lives like the squares of a quilt
in many piles, an Angel sat before each of us sewing
our 20 quilt squares together into a tapestry that is our life.

But as my Angel took each piece of cloth off the pile,
I noticed how ragged and empty each of my squares was.
They were filled with giant holes. Each square was...

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God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him resting on the seventh day.

He inquired, "Where have you been?"
God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds,
"Look, Michael. Look what I've made."
Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?"

"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put life on it.. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to...

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I was shocked, confused, bewildered
As I entered Heaven's door,
Not by the beauty of it all,
Nor the lights or its decor.
But it was the folks in Heaven
Who made me sputter and gasp--
The thieves, the liars, the sinners,
The alcoholics and the trash.
There stood the kid from seventh grade
Who swiped my lunch money twice.
Next to him was my old neighbor
Who never said anything nice.
Herb, who I always thought
Was rotting...

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A little boy wanted to meet God. He knew it was a long trip to where God lived, so he packed his suitcase with Twinkies and a six-pack of Root Beer and he started his journey.

When he had gone about three blocks, he met an elderly man. The man was sitting in the park just feeding some pigeons.

The boy sat down next to him and opened his suitcase. He was about to take a drink from his root beer when he noticed that the man looked hungry, so he offered him a Twinkie....

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Yesterday I was informed by E-mail that a close childhood Friend of mine had passed due to Kidney cancer. He had been in Pain
and was challenged by his sickness in so many ways yet he pushed himself to care for others till his dying hours.
Below is one of the the many E-mails his daughter received.

Dear Katie,

Thank you for notifying me (us) of this. I am truly sorry for your loss. I was supposed to meet with Mike in a couple of hours to go over to XXXXX...

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